Drop a GitHub username. The AI reads the repos, talks its trash, and seals the verdict onto a card.
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93CDM
gitroast · world xi
@gitroastRegista
PAC99
SHO66
PAS91
DRI94
DEF99
PHY99
#MMMCMXVgitroast.me
ROAST.
The AI reads your repos. All of them. Then it talks.
COLLECT.
Every roast forges a card. A full deck of skins. Yours to flex.
COMPETE.
Hackathons with real prizes. Winners get seen by the people hiring.
THE ARENA
SHIP.WIN.GETHIRED.
StakesReal prize pools.
BriefSponsor-written challenge.
PayoffHiring signal, not vibes.
No event on the clock — the next one is being written.
Get in lineThe collection
Every roast mints a card.
- 93CDMgitroast · world xi@gitroastRegistaPAC99SHO66PAS91DRI94DEF99PHY99#MMMCMXVgitroast.me
World XI
- OhmashHP495VOLT
Stage 3 · Apexraised by @gitroastSteady Ship130Clean Merge130#MMMCMXVgitroast.meRepomon
power readingCRIMSON AURA12,825it's over 9,000!@gitroastLegendary Warrior#MMMCMXVgitroast.mePower Level
- GITROAST.ME#MMMCMXVC:\> whoami@gitroast
___ (-.-) _\_/_ / \ (| o-o |) | | \_____/ _/| |\_ (__/ \__)THE MONKcommits like clockwork, never breaksPWR [###################-]93/100RANK S · MENACE TO PRODUCTIONLANG TSASCII
- THE COLOSSEUM@gitroastWEAPONTSTYPED GLADIUS
“Ships cards faster than you close tabs.”
S-TIERMENACE TO PRODUCTIONsurvived VIII secondsGITROAST.ME· #MMMCMXVColosseum
- roast — @gitroast$gitroast roast @gitroastShips cards faster than you close tabs.rankS·Menace to Productionscore93 / 100langTS$gitroast.me · #MMMCMXV
Terminal
- GITROAST.ME· roast #MMMCMXV“Ships cards faster than you close tabs.”@gitroastTSS-TIERMENACE TO PRODUCTION
Ink
GITROAST.MEHow it's minted
Minted, not random.
- We scan your public GitHub — stars, followers, languages, licenses, commit cadence.
- Every dimension sums into your Builder Score, 0–100 — code-computed, never AI-guessed.
- Your language picks the creature, your score sets the tier, your top stats become the weapons — same profile, same card. Ship more, it evolves.
LANGUAGEPython → Serpent-typeSCORE75+ → Apex stageTIERS-tier → holo foil
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
Five looks — two flex your score, three are just yours to collect. One line in your README.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/your-username)Live board
Top of the leaderboard, right now.
Your move, @you.
$ git roast @you — 10 seconds, no signup