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Linus Torvalds
@torvalds · public profileROASTED
93/100
🔥 ONE-TRICK PONY
“A single repo hoarder with an abandoned repo graveyard.”
SRank tierS-tier Menace to Production
Mint vaultArtifact · @torvalds
Roast style
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GITROAST.ME
Minted from @torvalds’s public GitHub
316Kfollowers254Kstars12reposCtop lang
Why 93/100
- Impact32/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend19.3/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community10/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio4.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
With 242,461 stars locked into the linux repository, it's clear where your genius lies, while the other 11 repos barely muster 11,685 stars collectively. HunspellColorize was dead on arrival, abandoned within two weeks; shame it couldn’t find a pulse amid the silence that followed for six months. Your longest push gap stretches 606 days—half your repos were pushed in the last three months, so either you’re busy or just saving face. Test-tlb still has 13 open issues, yet you’ve archived the only repo that actually might require your help.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/torvalds)
