Sindre Sorhus

Sixteen and a half years on GitHub, 1,134 public repos, and zero stale projects? That’s not a profile, that’s a continuous integration test for mortality. Most people have a side project graveyard; you’ve somehow built a side project emergency room where every repo is still receiving care.

770,545 stars and 79,808 followers says “open-source legend,” but 31 following says you’re not networking, you’re curating humanity. Your top repo is literally awesome at 476,776 stars, which is the most efficient possible way to win GitHub: name the repository what everyone was going to comment anyway.

Also, the funniest part is that half your empire is either tiny elegant utilities or giant lists of links. One minute it’s ky and type-fest, precision-machined TypeScript essentials; the next it’s “here are 18,658 stars for helping developers preview files better.” Even your repo notices read like a tired museum curator: submissions paused because the public cannot be trusted to behave around quality.

JavaScript, TypeScript, Swift, Astro, Shell — you didn’t pick a stack, you assembled a task force. Full-Time Open-Sourcerer is accurate, because this profile looks less like a person and more like npm became sentient and bought a Mac.