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Sindre Sorhus
@sindresorhus · public profileROASTED
99/100
🔥 OVERACHIEVING EMPTY
“Your repo nz is an empty promise with zero stars after 16 years.”
SRank tierS-tier Menace to Production
Mint vaultArtifact · @sindresorhus
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @sindresorhus’s public GitHub
85Kfollowers141Kstars1.1KreposJavaScripttop lang
Why 99/100
- Impact29.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend18.1/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community9.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency14/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio14.6/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft6.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
You’ve built 1,144 repos over 16.8 years, but nz is so sparse it barely skims 20 KB. Naming crimes abound, like eslint-node-test — seriously, was that supposed to be clever? Your TypeScript stars total 60,179, but the long gaps between significant updates make it look more like an abandoned mining operation than a thriving codebase. That said, your commit messages in type-fest are a masterclass in brevity: things like '5.9.0' manage to convey absolutely nothing of substance.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/sindresorhus)
