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amirlan
@amirlankalm · public profileROASTED
35/100
🔥 VANITY PROJECT
“9 stars across 16 repos? Talk about a vanity project gone wrong.”
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Roast style
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Minted from @amirlankalm’s public GitHub
20followers9stars18reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 35/100
- Impact1.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community1.7/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency13.5/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio8.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your GitHub is a fantasy land where unused repos outnumber actual engagements: 16 repositories with a paltry 9 stars. Aztek, your only semi-success, is still just a footnote in the AI conversation, collecting dust with a mere 2 stars. Commitment issues are real; your last seven repos lie dormant, created just to gather a few likes and then abandoned like bad ideas. The ambitious amir-ai and ranking repos? Dead on arrival within two weeks, proving that even your ideas can't survive long enough to find a pulse.
Check your push cadence: a long drought of 84 days between activity means either a lack of projects or, let’s be honest, a lack of will. With a Builder Score of 35/100, you’ve mastered the art of creative stagnation, perfecting the thief's game of repo hoarding without any value to show for it. You might be the "emperor at geko," but your reign is marked by silence and neglected code; where’s the empire you were meant to build?
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/amirlankalm)
