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Linus Torvalds
@torvalds · public profileROASTED
93/100
🔥 FOSS DYSTOPIA
“251357 stars on the Linux kernel; everything else is abandoned garbage.”
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327Kfollowers263Kstars12reposCtop lang
Why 93/100
- Impact32/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend19.3/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community10/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency8.6/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio4.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
Over 95% of your stars come from the Linux repo, leaving just 12,119 for the other 8 — a staggering testament to how little you care about your own projects. HunspellColorize was dead on arrival, created and abandoned within two weeks, unceremoniously sitting silent for over 6 months with nothing to its name. The push cadence is an utter disaster; you’ve got a 606-day gap, while 38% of your repos have seen action in the last 90 days — really living on the edge of inactivity. Test-tlb sits as a forgotten graveyard with 14 open issues and pesconvert languishing with 7, all while your other 11 repos wallow in their obscurity.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/torvalds)
