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@TK87tech · public profileROASTED
37/100
🔥 CERTIFIED MEDIOCRITY
“16 repos and only 36 stars — C++ isn't a magic wand for mediocrity.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @TK87tech
Roast style
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3followers36stars16reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 37/100
- Impact3.8/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.6/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency9.7/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.2/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Seven projects are dead on arrival, with names like Melina-Lounge and WaterFord_Chloride_Prediction_ANN that echo enthusiasm, but all fell silent within two weeks. Your longest gap between pushes? A staggering 1476 days, proving commitment issues don’t just exist in relationships. You cobbled together 50 runtime dependencies in food-website-Savoir, yet it seems like dependency management was a concept lost in the ethers of your uncommitted code. A 38/100 Builder Score seals the deal; 5.6 years in and you still can't seem to muster a vibe beyond "Tutorial Graduate," all while your last commit was three years ago.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/TK87tech)
