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Rich Harris
@Rich-Harris · public profileROASTED
67/100
🔥 ABANDONWARE KING
“395 repos and 62 dead projects — you're the king of abandonware.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
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21Kfollowers20Kstars395reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 67/100
- Impact23.1/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency5.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio14.5/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.9/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 395 repos, yet 62 haven't seen a touch in over a year, gobbling your time like a black hole. Your push cadence is laughable; the longest gap between pushes is 122 days, and only 3% of your repos have seen the light of day in the last 90 days. Your commit messages reflect your motivation: 33% are under 10 characters, with gems like "oops" and "-> v2.8.4" littering the log like detritus from a half-hearted effort.
You’re channeling energy into a graveyard of repos: packd has 61 open issues, svelte-cubed holds 47, and your naming conventions are a disgrace—local-storage-test and vercel-edge-test fall flat like your commitment. For someone with 20k followers, maybe consider a bio, or better yet, how about a cleanup of those abandoned projects?
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/Rich-Harris)
