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Rich Harris
@Rich-Harris · public profileROASTED
67/100
🔥 CERTIFIED GRAVEYARD
“395 repos and 63 of them are mothballed — good luck with that portfolio.”
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Why 67/100
- Impact23.1/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency5.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio14.5/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.9/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your account is basically a cemetery: 63 repos untouched for over a year and 29 dead before they even had a chance. Projects like 'vite-ssr-assets' and 'sveltekit-app-overrides-demo' were set up and abandoned within two weeks — a real testament to effort. The commit log from 'degit' couldn't be lazier, with 33% of messages under 10 characters, including the gem 'oops' and the vague '-> v2.8.4'.
You've got 20157 stars, but they seem to belong to a ghost; 4% of repos pushed in the last 90 days and 71 original repos languishing with open issues — 61 on 'packd' alone. Even your naming conventions are a horror show: 'local-storage-test' and 'vercel-edge-test' are the epitome of uninspired. With one archived repo to your name, your graveyard is a faint echo of what you might have accomplished.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/Rich-Harris)
