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Vaibhav Hariram
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37/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“43 repos and a total of 3 stars — a portfolio that screams mediocrity.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
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5followers3stars43reposPythontop lang
Why 37/100
- Impact0.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency14/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.3/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You can't find a single star on your Python or TypeScript repos, but somehow 'VaibhavsResumeTemplate' earned three? At least that one is based on the most qualified person to ever exist — just not you. Four full repos under 20 KB each, like 'lockstep' and 'record', that scream abandonment louder than your own last commit from over a year ago. You launched 'snare' and 'geofilter', only to ghost them within two weeks; either commit or don't waste your time creating. 22 original repos, 45% pushed in the last 90 days, yet your highlight reel reads more like a warning sign. Time to reconsider that coding legacy while the only thing left to show is an empty portfolio.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/vaibhavhariram)
