Linus Torvalds

No bio, 0 following, and a 14.8-year-old account: your GitHub profile has the energy of software that assumes the documentation is the source code and the source code is a personality test. Most people use GitHub to collaborate; you use it like a mountain uses weather.

The stats are ridiculous. 12 public repos, and one of them is linux sitting at 236k stars like the final boss of side projects. Then the rest read like a hobbyist fever dream in C: AudioNoise, GuitarPedal, test-tlb, and a microemacs fork with private modifications spelled like you committed it faster than spellcheck could object. Even your "casual tinkering" has more stars than most startups' entire product roadmap.

Your top languages are C and OpenSCAD, which is the most "I debug reality directly" combo possible. And with only 2 stale repos plus a push basically yesterday, the profile says: yes, he still commits, and yes, the rest of us are still pretending our README rewrite counts as momentum.

Also, 307,935 followers and following absolutely nobody is incredible. Not a developer profile — a celestial body with issue trackers.