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Linus Torvalds
@torvalds · public profileROASTED
93/100
🔥 OVERHYPED GRAVEYARD
“The Linux boss with a side of neglect and naming disasters.”
SRank tierS-tier Menace to Production
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Minted from @torvalds’s public GitHub
316Kfollowers254Kstars12reposCtop lang
Why 93/100
- Impact32/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend19.3/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community10/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio4.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
You’ve got 242,461 stars on the linux repo, and the rest of your portfolio is just background noise. With only 12 repositories, the remaining 8 have to split a pathetic 11,685 stars, which is embarrassing when 50% of the repos saw zero action in over a year. 'test-tlb' sounds more like a placeholder than an actual project — did your naming sense run out in two seconds?
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/torvalds)
