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Mitchell Hashimoto
@mitchellh · public profileROASTED
69/100
🔥 PROJECT GRAVEYARD
“119 repos later and you still can't finish a project, Mitchell.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
Mint vaultArtifact · @mitchellh
Roast style
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Minted from @mitchellh’s public GitHub
24Kfollowers46Kstars119reposGotop lang
Why 69/100
- Impact22.4/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.4/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency7.1/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio13.8/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
15 repos dead on arrival, like patchstructure and go-finger, created and abandoned within two weeks. Your longest silence saw no action for 673 days, which is fitting—10% of your repos have barely seen the light of day in the last three months. With 35 archived repos sitting in virtual tombs, the unmaintained pile-up looks less like an archive and more like a graveyard of unfulfilled potential; vagrant-google has 34 open issues, a testament to neglect.
You showcase 12 languages but only manage to renew life in a few stars—your most popular, vouch, peaked 5049 stars, while the rest gather dust. It's hard to believe you’ve been at it for 18.5 years when only 52 of your original repos amount to a sad symphony of silence. B-tier "Solid Operator"? Quite the fitting moniker for someone who effectively operates a graveyard, but only stars from a few forgotten projects remain as your legacy.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/mitchellh)
