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arlan rakh
@arlanrakh · public profileROASTED
37/100
🔥 D-TIER DROPOUT
“527 stars on a single repo, 35 repos dead within weeks — what a legacy!”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @arlanrakh
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GITROAST.ME
Minted from @arlanrakh’s public GitHub
271followers563stars36reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 37/100
- Impact9.7/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community3.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency5.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio9.1/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency1/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Talk-to-girlfriend-ai, a masterpiece of neglect: 527 of your 563 stars came from an AI built to distract from your singlehood. Meanwhile, 16 repos are ghosts from your past, untouched for over a year, with a staggering 44% of your original repos lacking any description. It's precious to see 5 near-empty repos under 20 KB, showing just how little effort you put into those abandoned ideas, like test-123303 and Facemash-clone. With a Builder Score of 37/100, you’re not just a tutorial graduate — you’re the D-tier dropout in the class of building things that stick.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/arlanrakh)
