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arlan rakh
@arlanrakh · public profileROASTED
35/100
🔥 SELF-IMPOSED CULL
“Built one AI girlfriend but can't find a code partner after two years.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @arlanrakh
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @arlanrakh’s public GitHub
277followers582stars36reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 35/100
- Impact9.8/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community3.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency4/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio9.1/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency1/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 36 repos, yet 19 of them were abandoned in under two weeks, which means ‘Facemash-clone’ and ‘shoppinglistwithcsv’ never even had a chance. Your top repo, ‘talk-to-girlfriend-ai’, somehow wrangled 545 stars while the other 24 repos split a measly 37—guess the real AI was figuring out if anyone cared. The commit history is a graveyard, with a 161-day gap being your longest moment of silence, while your six near-empty repos linger like bad memories. With 44% of your original repos lacking descriptions, it’s clear you can’t see a project through—except for one about talking to your girlfriend—who's probably more reliable than your coding habits.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/arlanrakh)
