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Guido van Rossum
@gvanrossum · public profileROASTED
40/100
🔥 LOWER DEPTHS
“One repo has 1041 stars while 6 others are dead within two weeks.”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @gvanrossum
Roast style
UNITED STATES
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @gvanrossum’s public GitHub
27Kfollowers1.7Kstars28reposPythontop lang
Why 40/100
- Impact11.3/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.5/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency3.6/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio6.5/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Patma accounts for 1041 of your 1654 stars, leaving a rather generous 613 for the remaining 11 repos — a staggering imbalance that suggests a desperate attempt at validation. You’ve got six repos that couldn't last two weeks, including guidos_time_machine and mypy-dummy, only to fall silent for over six months, proving that even your time travel capabilities can't fix dead projects. The longest gap in pushes is a comical 1152 days, while a mere 10% of your repos have had any love in the last 90 days. Two of your repos are archived, which is only fitting for a collection of projects that couldn’t manage to stay alive long enough to deserve a proper funeral.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/gvanrossum)
