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Guido van Rossum
@gvanrossum · public profileROASTED
40/100
🔥 C-TIER DISAPPOINTMENT
“Fading glory: 1042 stars from patma and 9 repos dormant over a year.”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @gvanrossum
Roast style
UNITED STATES
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @gvanrossum’s public GitHub
27Kfollowers1.7Kstars28reposPythontop lang
Why 40/100
- Impact11.3/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.5/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency3.6/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio6.5/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your GitHub is a tribute to past glories, with 1042 of your 1657 stars anchored in patma alone. The rest of your 11 repos collectively limp along with a mere 615 stars, showcasing your talent wasted in obscurity. Six repos, including mypy-dummy and guidos_time_machine, died in under two weeks; the silence of over six months on many screams of abandoned ambition. Meanwhile, the longest push gap stretches 1152 days, underscoring that while you've got a name, the code doesn't follow.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/gvanrossum)
