Scraping repos…
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Varun Satishkumar
@varunsatish2017 · public profileROASTED
22/100
🔥 CERTIFIED GHOST
“1 repo stars across 12 projects screams 'code ghost' more than 'cool dev'.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @varunsatish2017
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
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Why 22/100
- Impact1.4/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency4.5/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio6.5/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft0.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Five repos untouched for over a year, yet here you are with Weather-Prediction, a near-empty 20 KB disaster that couldn’t even muster a single star. Four projects created and abandoned within two weeks—Recap-AI, Video-Education, beginner-swift-project, and Weather-Prediction—prove that commitment is not on your roadmap. Your commit message skills are almost impressive: 88% of them are under ten characters, with gems like "README.md" repeated three times. At least 88% of your original repos lack descriptions, so we’re left guessing what you even intended to create.
Long gaps of 263 days between pushes signal more ghosting than coding; only 25% of your repos saw the light of day in the last 90 days. With only 5 stars across 12 repos, you’re clearly a high-ranking member of the tutorial graduate club rather than a builder. Optimal time to code? Apparently, it's between midnight and dawn—perfect for keeping your ambitions from ever seeing the daylight.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/varunsatish2017)
