John Resig

111 repos and only 1534 stars, yet you still manage to become a master of abandoned projects. Your repo "sueresig.com" is an underwhelming ghost of a site under 20KB with zero stars, leaving 19092 followers wondering why they bother. With 45 repos untouched for over a year, the real achievement here is how you've turned procrastination into art.

The staggering 737-day gap since your last push shows a commitment to inactivity that's next level. Your top repo, "node-stream-playground," is piling up 6 open issues as it sits stagnant, while "pulley" blooms into a bouquet of 26 unresolved problems. With a Builder Score of 43, you’ve perfected the art of being a "Work in Progress" — too bad it’s the worst kind of progress. Your legacy might just be a graveyard of dead repos, where creativity comes to die.