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🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“111 repos and 45 ghost towns — a landscape of missed opportunities.”
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Minted from @jeresig’s public GitHub
19Kfollowers1.5Kstars111reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 43/100
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
Developers who follow your work.
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
Substantive original repos and language range.
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
From 111 public repos, a staggering 45 haven’t seen a single push in over a year. How exactly do you abandon 13 projects within two weeks, like apples2artworks or jquery-imgscrubber, and still call yourself a developer? Your repo, sueresig.com, barely scrapes over 20 KB and somehow manages to earn zero stars. The push cadence is laughable; a 737-day gap is not a milestone, just a clear sign you’ve given up on half your contributions.
While your JavaScript game brings in 1301 stars, your abandoned repos tell a sobering story with 26 open issues still haunting pulley and 9 on ehon-db. It’s impressive that you’ve assembled so much waste — 55% of your repos are forks, and you haven’t even touched 0% in the last 90 days. After 18.6 years, the builder score of 43/100 reads like a "C-tier Work in Progress" — the only thing you’re building is a graveyard of missed potential.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/jeresig)Account age, portfolio size, public repo count.
Builder Score recalibrated 2026-07.