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Addy Osmani
@addyosmani · public profileROASTED
99/100
🔥 SAVAGE HIBERNATOR
“Over 100k stars on agent-skills, 20 repos dead on arrival in two weeks.”
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54Kfollowers161Kstars363reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 99/100
- Impact30.4/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend18/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community9.3/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency9.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio15/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft6.6/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
You’ve got 103869 stars on agent-skills, while the other 68 repos barely scrape 56820. Twenty repos launched and abandoned within two weeks? That’s not a portfolio; it’s a graveyard with a showcase. Your top languages scream JavaScript at 125130 stars, but the rest just cry for a savior, like backbone-fundamentals with 71 open issues lingering, untouched.
With 45 repos collecting dust for over a year, your push cadence looks more like a hibernation cycle. The longest gap between pushes? A whopping 351 days. And let’s not forget the late-night commit spree: 56% of your activity happens between 00:00-05:59 UTC, which feels fitting for a time zone permanently dedicated to existential developer crises. The stars may shine bright, but the lights are out on your coding legacy.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/addyosmani)
