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Kent C. Dodds
@kentcdodds · public profileROASTED
71/100
🔥 ARCHITECT OF ABANDONMENT
“753 repos and still a graveyard of silent failures, 21 dead on arrival.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
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35Kfollowers29Kstars753reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 71/100
- Impact23.5/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency10.5/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio13.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Five near-empty repos under 20 KB, but you chose to create 21 projects that died within two weeks, like epic-github-auth and viteconf-2023. Your push cadence is a comedy in itself, with a 158-day gap and barely 16% of your repos touched in the last 90 days. Over half of your 67 original repos have no description, and a glance at react-testing-library-examples answers why — because who needs clarity when you can throw around boilerplate? With 5 archived repos festering and stacks of open issues across the board, it’s clear: you’re great at starting things, but finishing is a foreign concept.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/kentcdodds)
