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Alikhan Baglanov
@abglnv · public profileROASTED
31/100
🔥 D-TIER DEVELOPER
“76 repos and only 1 star — a ghost town for coding dreams.”
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Roast style
KAZAKHSTAN
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @abglnv’s public GitHub
22followers1stars76reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 31/100
- Impact0.5/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community1.7/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency7.2/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.6/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
In 3.8 years, Alikhan Baglanov managed to create 76 repositories, yet only one garnered a solitary star — the graveyard named enis2-browser-extension. A staggering 45 of those repos were dead on arrival, left abandoned within two weeks, including masterpieces like link-shortener and Conways-Game-of-Life-HTTP-server-in-Golang. The naming crimes are hard to overlook; my-leetgpu and tic-tac-toe belong in a joke book, not in a developer's portfolio. With 56% of his original repos lacking any description, it's clear there's a solid commitment to mediocrity in the void of 62 repos having a total of zero stars in Python and C++.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/abglnv)
