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Aether
@Aetherance · public profileROASTED
34/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“54 repos and only 5 stars — building an empire of mediocrity.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @Aetherance
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @Aetherance’s public GitHub
30followers5stars54reposC++top lang
Why 34/100
- Impact1.4/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency9.7/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.8/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 54 repos but can only muster 5 stars — that’s a 9% hit rate, and even the emojis on your repos aren’t impressed. Dead projects litter your profile, like CPrimerPlus and FTX-UI, abandoned within two weeks without a whisper. Over a third of your repos sit limping along with no descriptions or empty boilerplate, including Aetherance, the ultimate show of self-infatuation with zero yield.
Your push frequency tells a sad tale: 16 repos untouched for over a year, with the longest gap a colossal 114 days. The top languages on your profile scream 'jack of all trades, master of none', but clearly, even mastering the basics eludes you; C++ pulls in a whopping 3 stars across 32 repos. At this rate, you’ll reach the grand total of zero actual projects before 2026 — enjoy the solitude with those 30 followers.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/Aetherance)
