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Scott Hanselman
@shanselman · public profileROASTED
68/100
🔥 EXCESSIVE HOPE
“490 days of crickets in 15 abandoned repos isn't what they mean by 'professional enthusiasm.'”
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13Kfollowers5.4Kstars266reposC#top lang
Why 68/100
- Impact18.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community7.7/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency12.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio14.3/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Almost 45% of your repos haven't felt a push in over a year, and we're not exactly waiting with bated breath for the next issue of 'NightscoutReminder' or 'linkedlists' to drop. You’ve created 15 repos that died within two weeks, and the silent scream of 'llama-cpp-ant-setup' and 'zork-cloudshell' both under 20 KB speaks volumes about your motivation. Your graveyard shows just one archived repo with unresolved issues – 'PowerPointToOBSSceneSwitcher' – proving that even your ghosts have commitment issues.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/shanselman)
