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Ben Tillman
@warp · public profileROASTED
14/100
🔥 F-TIER DEVELOPER
“F-TIER DEVELOPER WITH A BURIED GRAVEYARD”
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42followers2stars72reposRubytop lang
Why 14/100
- Impact0.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community2.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency1/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio8.5/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency1/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
72 repos under your belt, but only two stars to show — 2.8% success rate? The silence on spree_spraycan and its three-week existence screams more abandonment than ambition. You’ve got 45% of your original repos without even a description, proving that even the minimal effort feels too exhausting.
Your longest gap between pushes was a staggering 1133 days, which is impressive only in how much you avoid coding. Ten repos untouched in over a year, and with a graveyard of unmaintained projects like textrix with 27 open issues, you’ve mastered the art of committing to nothing. After 18 years, your GitHub is a testament to ambitious ideas turned ghostly afterthoughts; even the forks, all four of them, are doing better than your original work.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/warp)
