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Theo Browne
@t3dotgg · public profileROASTED
57/100
🔥 C-TIER DISASTER
“12 years in and yet 58% of your repos are ghosts; where's the vibe in that?”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @t3dotgg
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Minted from @t3dotgg’s public GitHub
20Kfollowers11Kstars135reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 57/100
- Impact21.1/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency3.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.9/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.9/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve amassed 135 repos over 12.6 years, yet 45 hit the graveyard within two weeks, like railway-bn and animated-list-demo. That’s some serious commitment to abandonment. Your naming choices are a crime wave: next-image-studio-codex-test and cra-test scream indecision, not innovation.
A staggering 58% of your 72 original repos lack descriptions. If the point is to keep it mysterious, throwing in a single emoji isn’t profound—it’s lazy. Only 1% of your repos saw any action in the last 90 days, while quickpic sits neglected with 65 open issues. At this rate, it’s a wonder you’ve got a Builder Score of 57/100; that’s a C-tier resume in a hall of shame.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/t3dotgg)
