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Theo Browne
@t3dotgg · public profileROASTED
57/100
🔥 CERTIFIED C-TIER
“12 years and 48 repos dead on arrival — call it the Theo Browne Special.”
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Minted from @t3dotgg’s public GitHub
20Kfollowers11Kstars132reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 57/100
- Impact21.1/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.1/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency3.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 132 repos, but tossing aside 48 of them within two weeks speaks to a commitment issue. Projects like growthbook-remix and animated-list-demo didn’t just flop; they ghosted before anyone even noticed. Meanwhile, 70 repos haven’t seen a touch in over a year — that's almost half. Did the vibe check just go silent?
Your naming choices are a crime scene: next-image-studio-codex-test and codux-vite-tailwind-test could use a lesson in irony, but I guess if you’re just here for vibes, that makes sense. A staggering 61% of your 74 original repos lack any description; it’s as if you’re giving up before even meeting your audience. With a glorious 1% of those repos pushed in the last 90 days, call it a hobby rather than a hustle. When your highest star count comes from a project that barely knows how to implement Stripe, it’s hard to see those 10,892 stars as anything more than a soft pillow for a long nap.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/t3dotgg)
