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Theo Browne
@t3dotgg · public profileROASTED
57/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“12.6 years and still a work-in-progress with a Builder Score of 57.”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @t3dotgg
Roast style
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GITROAST.ME
Minted from @t3dotgg’s public GitHub
21Kfollowers11Kstars135reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 57/100
- Impact21.1/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency3.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.9/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.9/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve packed 12.6 years into 135 repos, but a 58% description-less rate proves you can’t be bothered to name your projects. 45 repos are dead on arrival, each abandoned within two weeks and leaving a two-month silence, making your account feel more like a digital graveyard than a developer portfolio.
Your push cadence is laughable, with a 121-day gap and only 1% of repos pushed in the last three months. While you're busy on a vibe check, the issues pile up: quickpic has 65 open issues, and stripe-recommendations is left unattended with 30. Not all stars are earned; some are just flukes, and after 12.6 years, this profile barely shines at all.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/t3dotgg)
