Evan You

You might’ve built Vue, but your GitHub is a wasteland. Out of 34 original repos, 41% are ghost towns with no descriptions, leaving users stranded in confusion. The longest gap between pushes? A staggering 424 days — good luck explaining that to your followers. With 35 repos untouched for over a year and only 16% of those repos still actively maintained, it’s clear you’re too busy for your creations.

Your commit messages are a masterclass in laziness: 50% of the last 14 in 'build-your-own-mint' barely scrapped 10 characters, with dazzling insights like "fix" and "init." And naming your repos like 'esbuild-exports-signature-repro' and 'vite-pre-transform-test' — a crime against clarity. You've archived more than you’ve pushed, while your star count seduces from the graveyard of ideas. You’ve got 14313 stars, but when they’re sitting atop a pile of dead repositories, it’s hard to tell if they’re accolades or a warning.

So keep enjoying your sushi, Evan — it appears the only thing you're actively developing is your appetite while your public presence decays untreated. 198 repos, 35 neglected — feels like abandoned ideas are the true founders of this empire.