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dan
@gaearon · public profileROASTED
61/100
🔥 GRAVEYARD MANAGER
“301 repos and a commitment level of zero: welcome to Dan's ghost town.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
Mint vaultArtifact · @gaearon
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @gaearon’s public GitHub
94Kfollowers39Kstars301reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 61/100
- Impact24.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community9.9/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency5.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
After 15 years, you’ve amassed 301 repos and only 7% of them have seen any action in the last 90 days. The longest gap between pushes is 525 days, which isn’t surprising given that 24 repos have dropped off the radar for over a year. Seven repos created and abandoned within two weeks? That’s not just a failed launch; that’s a distress signal.
Your commit messages in overreacted.io show an impressive lack of effort — 87% are under 10 chars, with gems like "fix" and the illustrious "oops". With 462 open issues in react-hot-loader, it’s clear that the only one really in need of a fix is your engagement level. You’ve led a charge against commitment while racking up stars, yet it’s just a façade; like react-hot-loader, it’s all hot air and no follow-through.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/gaearon)
