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dan
@gaearon · public profileROASTED
61/100
🔥 CERTIFIED GRAVEYARD
“301 repos, but 7 dead in two weeks proves quantity can't mask your incompetence.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
Mint vaultArtifact · @gaearon
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @gaearon’s public GitHub
94Kfollowers39Kstars301reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 61/100
- Impact24.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community9.9/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency5.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your GitHub is a graveyard of abandoned dreams: 7 repos dead on arrival, tossed aside in less than two weeks, and now silent for over six months. Among your 301 repos, 24 haven’t seen a touch in over a year — nothing screams 'I’m too cool for a bio' like ghosting your side projects. Your commit messages on overreacted.io read like half-finished thoughts: 87% are under 10 characters, with gems like "fix" and the all-too-insightful "oops" highlighting just how much you're coasting on glory from react-hot-loader and overreacted.io.
And those open issues? A staggering 462 on react-hot-loader and 333 on whatthefuck.is — it’s clear you’ve left your users hanging. A B-tier 'Solid Operator' with a push cadence that boasts a 525-day longest gap reveals the real truth. Your legacy is a collection of discarded repos — just another underwhelming footnote in the tech world of 15.4 years.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/gaearon)
