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@gaearon · public profileROASTED
58/100
🔥 PROCRASTINATION MASTER
“Over 50% of your projects are just corpses in the GitHub graveyard.”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @gaearon
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Minted from @gaearon’s public GitHub
91Kfollowers39Kstars299reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 58/100
- Impact24.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community9.9/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency5.8/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio10.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your 299 repos scream 'ambition' while 69% are just tired forks, most of them dead on arrival. Seven projects abandoned within two weeks, like hooks-perf-issues and test.react.dev, hint at a commitment issue bigger than your follower count. The longest push gap was 525 days — a 1.5 year stretch of total silence; almost as if you went into a hibernation instead of shipping code.
Three archives with thousands of open issues show the real crisis: react-hot-loader has 463 unresolved, yet you still tout it as a star project. Your commit messages on overreacted.io are 90% under 10 characters; "fix" and "oops" might as well be your middle names. With a C-tier Builder Score of 58/100, you’ve made procrastination an art form — maybe your next repo should be a masterclass in doing nothing.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/gaearon)
