dan

Dan’s profile reads like a museum where every exhibit says hot reload and half the placards now say deprecated. You’ve got 297 repos, 69% of them forks, so the overall vibe is equal parts open-source legend and very selective magpie. Even your biggest hits sound like a timeline of front-end evolution: react-hot-loader, react-hot-boilerplate, react-transform-boilerplate — my man really released the director’s cut, extended cut, and reboot.

90,854 followers to 174 following is incredible main-character energy. No bio, 15.1-year-old account, and a fresh push today? That’s not a profile, that’s a mountain that still commits. Meanwhile overreacted.io has 7,271 stars, which is hilarious because even your personal blog has the career trajectory of most people’s dream library.

Also, whatthefuck.is sitting there with 3,037 stars is the most on-brand side quest possible: explain programming terms, then accidentally become one. JavaScript, TypeScript, Kotlin, CSS — a language stack that says I contain multitudes, but I will still absolutely have opinions about your bundler.