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@tsanta22Kyle
@tsanta22Kyle · public profileROASTED
28/100
🔥 D-TIER DEVELOPER
“39 repos and only 6 stars — even your vanity projects don't believe in you.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
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Roast style
GITROAST.ME
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Why 28/100
- Impact1.7/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community1.9/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency7.3/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio8.6/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft1/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 39 repos, but 26 of them are just a graveyard of abandoned hopes, created and dead in under two weeks, like EXERCICE-GIT-J1 — abandoned for six months without a sound. Your top languages might as well be ‘stagnation’ and ‘disappointment’; 78% of your original repos lack a single description, with titles like my-fishooo-ERP suggesting you're fishing for compliments no one wants to give you. With a push cadence that resembles geological formations, the longest gap between pushes hit 133 days, and only 5% of your repos saw any action in the last 90 days.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/tsanta22Kyle)
