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@rowkavdev · public profileROASTED
35/100
🔥 ONE-HIT WONDER
“All that glitters is not GitHub-profile-stats, but that's all you got.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @rowkavdev
Roast style
UNITED KINGDOM
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @rowkavdev’s public GitHub
2followers55stars8reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 35/100
- Impact4.4/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.4/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency12.4/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio5.9/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
With 45 out of 55 stars locked up in GitHub-profile-stats, it’s clear your real talent lies in cranking out glorified README cards. The rest? An uninspired collection of half-assed attempts: AltCrate, not even worth a single star, sits painfully under 20 KB. You’ve been coding for less than a year yet managed to crank out a repo every 12 days, like it was a grind, but only 8 total — what a burnout that must feel like.
Your efforts to self-host Plex music are impressive, if only they had accumulated more than 2 stars each. Last push on October 15, 2026, shows you’ve mastered the art of pushing code only to hear crickets. You've got a D-tier Builder Score of 35/100, so while you may think you’re too cool for a bio, the real story is hiding in those empty repos.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/rowkavdev)
