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Dzakir Tsabit
@dzhax499 · public profileROASTED
36/100
🔥 CERTIFIED GRAVEYARD
“14 stars across 36 repos tells the whole story of your GitHub graveyard.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @dzhax499
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @dzhax499’s public GitHub
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Why 36/100
- Impact2.6/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community1.6/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency11/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio10.3/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft1.9/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Fifteen repos untouched for over a year scream abandonment, with such thrilling names as permatika and DATABASE_SMT3. You’ve mastered the art of the near-empty repo: 44% of your original repos lack any description, presumably because even you couldn’t summon the motivation. With a push cadence so scattered, the longest gap between pushes clocks in at 1350 days; how's that for reliability?
Your repo 'haxer' is a perfect metaphor—created and abandoned in a mere fortnight, like a charm in a cheap magic trick. Out of your 32 original repos, only 14 stars have graced your works, making your vanity gap more akin to a black hole than a portfolio. "Just want to be a programmer"? Your GitHub says you just want to watch the years slip by without a push.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/dzhax499)
