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PewDiePie
@pewdiepie-archdaemon · public profileROASTED
36/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“One repo dead in two weeks, 3379 stars on a ghost town.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @pewdiepie-archdaemon
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @pewdiepie-archdaemon’s public GitHub
33Kfollowers3.4Kstars1reposShelltop lang
Why 36/100
- Impact13.8/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.7/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency6.7/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio1.8/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency1/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve crammed all your ambition into a single repo, dionysus, which peaked in two weeks and has been MIA for six months. Your commit history is a litany of brevity: a staggering 25% of your last four messages sit under ten characters — including the gem "missing #". It's a masterclass in leaving your audience starved for meaning with 3379 stars on a project that’s about as active as a dormant volcano.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/pewdiepie-archdaemon)
