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PewDiePie
@pewdiepie-archdaemon · public profileROASTED
29/100
🔥 DROPPED BALL
“3463 stars on a repo that crashed within weeks — dionysus is a ghost town.”
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Mint vaultArtifact · @pewdiepie-archdaemon
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @pewdiepie-archdaemon’s public GitHub
34Kfollowers3.5Kstars1reposShelltop lang
Why 29/100
- Impact13.9/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio1.8/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
One repo in over a year, and it's a graveyard call: dionysus hit the ground and never stood up. Created and abandoned within two weeks, it's been silent for over six months, drowning in 83 open issues. The commit history reads like a sad poetry slam; four recent messages and 25% are under 10 characters long, with the crown jewel being 'missing #.' Star-gazing from the sidelines will only get you so far, and dionysus shows you peaked too soon.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/pewdiepie-archdaemon)
