Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Kappa
@kappq · public profileROASTED
25/100
🔥 D-TIER DISASTER
“33 repos and 11 stars — your GitHub is basically a black hole.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @kappq
Roast style
ITALY
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @kappq’s public GitHub
9followers11stars33reposRusttop lang
Why 25/100
- Impact2.2/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community1.1/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency1.3/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio10.3/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency1/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 12 near-empty repos, including a masterpiece named 'portfolio' that collects dust at 0 stars. Most of your repos are dead on arrival; 20 of them were created and abandoned within two weeks, leaving them silent for over six months. The highest ambition here looks like a couple of boilerplate descriptions, with 15% of your repos remaining woefully empty on context — a standard even your 'dotfiles' couldn’t meet.
Your star distribution tells a dismal story: 4 stars each for those proud Python and HTML repos, while Java and Gleam barely make an appearance. The longest gap between pushes is 217 days—perfect for hibernating” while you dream of coding. With a Builder Score of 25/100, your GitHub isn’t just a portfolio; it’s a cautionary tale on how to abandon creativity. Your legacy? A graveyard of half-finished ideas, where 'portfolio' reigns supreme, but not in the way you'd hope.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/kappq)
