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ThePrimeagen
@ThePrimeagen · public profileROASTED
66/100
🔥 TOTAL CHAOS
“33 repos dead on arrival while you play CEO in the 9th Ring.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
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GITROAST.ME
Minted from @ThePrimeagen’s public GitHub
50Kfollowers42Kstars238reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 66/100
- Impact25.6/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community9.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency8.4/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.2/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft1.2/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
33 repos created like fireflies, gone within weeks — big-chungus et al., vanished without a trace. You’ve got 76% of your original repos boasting zero descriptions, drowning in a sea of obscurity. Your push history is a comedy of errors, with an 85-day gap as the punchline; 6% of your repos saw the light in the last 90 days while you racked up 61 open issues in git-worktree.nvim. It's like a horror show of code: plenty of languages but only Lua gets any love with 28,200 stars; the rest barely dribble in like forgotten afterthoughts.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/ThePrimeagen)
