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🔥 DEVELOPER CEMETERY
“Over 33 repos created just to die; even your failures have commitment issues.”
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Minted from @ThePrimeagen’s public GitHub
50Kfollowers41Kstars238reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 68/100
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
Developers who follow your work.
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
Substantive original repos and language range.
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 238 repos and 33 of them abandoned in under two weeks with zero follow-up—big-chungus and cargo-chadr whisper the same sad song of neglect. Your longest gap between pushes is 85 days, and only 7% of your repos saw action in the last three months; that's a drought even a desert would envy. Naming crimes abound: test-these-besties and jest-mem-test make it clear prioritizing fun over function is a pattern you nailed.
76% of your original 90 repos have no description, which means no one can tell if you’ve built a tool or just a collection of placeholder text. Meanwhile, 61 open issues on git-worktree.nvim tell the tale of a documentation-less wasteland. For someone who claims to be the CEO of TheStartup, your repos look less like a startup ecosystem and more like a graveyard without a proper burial—zero archives and 53 issues in kata-machine. Plan the funeral, because these repos are never coming back.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/ThePrimeagen)Account age, portfolio size, public repo count.
Builder Score recalibrated 2026-07.