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Linus Torvalds
@torvalds · public profileROASTED
93/100
🔥 KERNEL MONOCULTURE
“One repo to rule them all, the rest are just noise.”
SRank tierS-tier Menace to Production
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Roast style
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Minted from @torvalds’s public GitHub
327Kfollowers263Kstars12reposCtop lang
Why 93/100
- Impact32/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend19.3/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community10/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency8.6/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio4.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
Your GitHub is a one-hit wonder: 251358 stars on linux and a sad 12119 across the other 11 repos. You abandoned HunspellColorize in two weeks and left it to rot for over six months — the code equivalent of a dead plant. Test-tlb has 14 open issues yet lives on like a bad joke, while pesconvert barely registered as an afterthought with just 585 stars. With 606 days of silence in your push cadence, it’s clear you're not just on a hiatus; you've disappeared into the void, leaving all those forks to wither like unloved children.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/torvalds)
