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Linus Torvalds
@torvalds · public profileROASTED
93/100
🔥 ONE-REPO-WONDER
“One repo to rule them all, the rest are a shadow.”
SRank tierS-tier Menace to Production
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Roast style
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328Kfollowers264Kstars12reposCtop lang
Why 93/100
- Impact32/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend19.3/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community10/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency8.6/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio4.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
Congratulations on having 251,916 stars on linux, a feat that makes the remaining 11 repos look like an embarrassing afterthought. You’ve racked up a mere 12,140 stars split across the other 8, while HunspellColorize limped out of the gate and vanished within two weeks, showing a commitment level resembling a ghost town. Your push history looks like a missed deadline, with a staggering 606-day gap between updates and 38% of your repositories seeing action within the last 90 days. Speaking of action, why is test-tlb still sitting there with 14 open issues, waiting for someone to care?
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/torvalds)
