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Sophie Alpert
@sophiebits · public profileROASTED
29/100
🔥 COMMITMENT PHANTOM
“600 stars in react-dom-mini; everything else is a ghost town.”
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11Kfollowers898stars178reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 29/100
- Impact11.7/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community7.5/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio8.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.6/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your GitHub is a tale of one hit wonder: 600 of your 898 stars hail from react-dom-mini, a toy renderer from 2019. Meanwhile, the other 12 repos collectively muster up just 298 stars, showcasing your spectacular ability to coast on past glories. Your push cadence is laughable, with a staggering 741-day gap between activity and a dead silence over the last 90 days; clearly, you've turned 'principal engineer' into 'principal ghostwriter.' It’s odd how you have 23 open issues in react-dom-mini and only one archived repo, almost as if you’re keeping a monument to abandoned hopes.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/sophiebits)
