Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Tom Preston-Werner
@mojombo · public profileROASTED
54/100
🔥 CERTIFIED C-TIER
“One standout repo after 18 years, the rest are just ghost towns hiding in the shadows.”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @mojombo
Roast style
UNITED STATES
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @mojombo’s public GitHub
25Kfollowers14Kstars66reposRubytop lang
Why 54/100
- Impact22.1/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.4/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio13.6/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Chronic has 3256 stars, but those are the only glowing embers in an otherwise charred portfolio, with 41 repos untouched for over a year. Nine projects were abandoned within two weeks, including conceptual_algorithms and fakegem, showing a graveyard mentality from the start. Your longest push gap was 831 days, and shockingly, 0% of your repos have seen action in the last 90 days. With chronic's 157 open issues and god's 133 collecting dust, it’s clear you’re allergic to maintenance.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/mojombo)
