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🔥 CERTIFIED GHOST TOWN
“12.9 years in, and just 15 total stars screams 'ghost town' more than 'hacker.'”
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Minted from @dylanbstorey’s public GitHub
52followers15stars21reposPythontop lang
Why 34/100
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
Developers who follow your work.
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
Substantive original repos and language range.
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Four repos sit under 20 KB; they’re practically digital air. The real kicker? Nine repos created and abandoned within two weeks, with six months of silence — talk about enthusiasm waning faster than your project names. Star distribution is a disaster: 9 of 15 stars come from pyo3-pylogger alone, while the rest barely scrape together 6 — a vanity project in a graveyard of failed experiments.
Of your 17 original repos, just 12% have seen a push in the last 90 days, and the longest break lasted 1301 days; that’s less commitment than a bad relationship. With a Builder Score of 34/100, maybe it’s time to trade the tinkering for some actual building. You’ve managed to turn 12.9 years of experience into an impressive collection of abandoned dreams and lonely repos.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/dylanbstorey)Account age, portfolio size, public repo count.
Builder Score recalibrated 2026-07.