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Colliery
@colliery-io · public profileROASTED
50/100
🔥 CERTIFIED HOBBYIST
“595 stars on 24 repos, but 512 of those stars come from one repo — way to pool your talent.”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @colliery-io
Roast style
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Minted from @colliery-io’s public GitHub
12followers595stars24reposRusttop lang
Why 50/100
- Impact9.8/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community1.3/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency13.4/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.8/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft5.2/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 24 public repos, but let’s be real: 80% of your stars come from graphqlite, leaving a paltry 83 stars for the other 22 repos. Dual-backend-demo and rust-python-bridge both died in under two weeks, proving you're great at quitting before the going gets tough. Your longest gap between pushes is 297 days, which is just time enough for anyone to realize you should’ve archived more projects. With 3 near-empty repos and precisely one archived, it’s tough to believe you have any interest in building anything lasting here — I guess you’re too cool for that.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/colliery-io)
