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🔥 D-TIER DISASTER
“13.5 years and still stuck at tutorial level: Mario Alviano's GitHub saga.”
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Minted from @alviano’s public GitHub
37followers79stars26reposPythontop lang
Why 35/100
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
Developers who follow your work.
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
Substantive original repos and language range.
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Over a decade in the game, and only 26 repos to show for it — 15 of which haven't seen a commit in over a year. Asp-chef-extras and dumbo-ml are both near-empty with zero stars, proving it's not just ghosting commits, but ghosting any hope of relevance. Your five primary languages seem like an indecisive sequence of code language bingo, with 64 stars in Python and a measly 1 in C++, as if every commit is a parting gift to potential followers.
Only 4% of your repos have any recent activity, and yet somehow, 69% of those repos lack a description, as if you want to ensure no one awkwardly asks what they do. The longest gap between pushes is a staggering 1258 days — by the time you pushed again, we might as well be coding in Classic ASP full-time. At a Builder Score of 35, you've effectively got a resume that screams 'Tutorial Graduate' while doing its best to stay silent. Keep the ghost towns coming; they suit your 13-year ghosting streak perfectly.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/alviano)Account age, portfolio size, public repo count.
Builder Score recalibrated 2026-07.