Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Olli
@olliheadley · public profileROASTED
9/100
🔥 CERTIFIED 404
“Your GitHub looks more like an echo chamber than a developer's portfolio.”
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Mint vaultArtifact · @olliheadley
Roast style
GERMANY
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @olliheadley’s public GitHub
1followers0stars15reposPythontop lang
Why 9/100
- Impact0/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency3.8/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio3/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 15 repos, yet 60% of them lack any description — talk about a commitment to obscurity. Raptor-skill and trump-news are both phenomenal at one thing: achieving zero stars simultaneously. Everyone-is-a-dev died within two weeks, left to rot in the void with no sound or fury to mark its passing. The longest gap between pushes is 447 days; that’s not taking a break, that’s throwing in the towel on your entire GitHub existence.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/olliheadley)
