Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
George Hotz
@geohot · public profileROASTED
62/100
🔥 COMMODITIZED FAILURE
“Twenty-three repos declared dead within weeks — might as well write an obituary.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
Mint vaultArtifact · @geohot
Roast style
UNITED STATES
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @geohot’s public GitHub
47Kfollowers23Kstars103reposPythontop lang
Why 62/100
- Impact23.6/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community9.1/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency4.1/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio13.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
A whopping 23 repos dead on arrival, created and abandoned in under two weeks. You’ve managed to achieve a push cadence that includes a 493-day hibernation, with just 4% of your 103 repos getting any love in the last 90 days. Your commit messages in 'fromthetransistor' read like a cryptic puzzle — 50% are under 10 characters and the king of lazy is still 'initial.'
Seventy open issues in 'qira' and 52 in 'corona' scream neglect, while your archived repo serves as the perfect tomb for unfulfilled promises. Fifteen languages in 53 repos, yet your ambition leads to a wasteland of half-hearted attempts and forgotten projects. With 62% of your last 53 events occurring in the dead of night, it’s no wonder you’ve left a graveyard of ideas—the real horror show is where they lead to nowhere.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/geohot)
