Scraping repos…
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Jess Frazelle
@jessfraz · public profileROASTED
67/100
🔥 ONE-TRICK PONY
“13942 stars on dockerfiles, 8316 scattered across 35 repos — one-trick pony status confirmed.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
Mint vaultArtifact · @jessfraz
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @jessfraz’s public GitHub
14Kfollowers22Kstars154reposGotop lang
Why 67/100
- Impact23.5/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community7.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency8.6/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio14.5/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft6.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
With 13942 stars on dockerfiles, you’ve managed to turn a single repo into a star magnet while the other 35 fight for scraps with just 8316 combined. Your recent push cadence is impressive, marking a stunning 516 days of inactivity in some repos, leaving a graveyard of 76 open issues in dockerfiles. Meanwhile, your commit messages are a masterclass in minimal effort: 40% under ten characters, featuring heavy-hitters like 'fix' and 'update.' It's hard to tell if your repo activity suggests a superhero with supervillain tendencies or just a master procrastinator with a frighteningly optimistic README.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/jessfraz)
