Jordan Stout

@j · public profileROASTED

24/100

🔥 TUTORIAL GRADUATE

“15 years in and still just a tutorial graduate.”

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THE COLOSSEUM

ORIGINUNITED STATESWEAPONTSTYPED GLADIUS

“15 years in and still just a tutorial graduate.”

D-TIERTUTORIAL GRADUATE

survived LXXVII seconds

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How this card was minted

WEAPONTYPED GLADIUS — the epithet for TypeScript
SURVIVAL77s in the arena — 101 minus your score
ORIGINUnited States — set from your profile location

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15 years in and still just a tutorial graduate.

rankD·Tutorial Graduate

score24 / 100

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How this card was minted

SCORE24/100 — summed from all 8 Builder dims (Impact, Legend, Community, Consistency, Portfolio, Craft, Recency, Maturity)
LANGTypeScript — your most-used language across original repos

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“15 years in and still just a tutorial graduate.”

D-TIER

TUTORIAL GRADUATE

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How this card was minted

SCORE24/100 — summed from all 8 Builder dims (Impact, Legend, Community, Consistency, Portfolio, Craft, Recency, Maturity)
LANGTypeScript — your most-used language across original repos

Minted from @j’s public GitHub

141followers44stars49reposTypeScripttop lang

24RW

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@jThe Trickster

PAC36

SHO26

PAS45

DRI65

DEF28

PHY50

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How this card was minted

POSITIONRW — TypeScript is a frontend language — your login picked the wing
ARCHETYPEThe Trickster — PAC 36 < 60
KITBronze kit — D-tier Builder Score (24)

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OhmashHP150VOLT

Stage 1 · Hatchling

raised by @j

Veteran Instinct130

Polyglot Pulse80

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How this card was minted

TYPEVOLT — top language: TypeScript
STAGEHatchling — score 24 (under 40)
MOVESVeteran Instinct (Maturity) + Polyglot Pulse (Portfolio) — top two Builder dims by fraction of max

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power readingSTONE AURA

3,317certified reading

@jRookie

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How this card was minted

POWER3,317 — score 24 × 137, plus a stable per-login jitter
AURASTONE AURA — from your D-tier grade band

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C:\> whoami

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THE MONK

commits like clockwork, never breaks

PWR [#####---------------]24/100

RANK D · TUTORIAL GRADUATELANG TS

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How this card was minted

CLASSTHE MONK — Maturity is your top Builder dimension by share of its max
PWR24/100 — the meter fills one cell per 5 Builder Score points

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Why 24/100

Impact4/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
Community3.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
Consistency1.5/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
Portfolio8.6/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
Craft3.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
Recency1/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.

The roast

49 repos, yet only 6 stars on the latest buffoonery. Nine repositories abandoned within two weeks, including ‘free-awsd,’ which was free from any sign of life in six months. Push cadence? A staggering 1949 days between commits—congratulations on your record-setting hiatus.

The flex

Your GitHub, as a badge.

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Challenge @j

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