Diego García

You've got 52 repos, Diego, but only 7 stars for all that effort — that’s some serious underachievement. Almost 25 repos have been abandoned for over a year, including absolute legends like 'photo-filters' and 'gamio', which bit the dust in under two weeks. With 30 original repos, you’ve somehow managed to star bomb the entire C# category with just three — the rest of your languages hardly register with one or zero stars.

Your longest push gap is an astounding 383 days, and even your naming choices scream ‘I just learned Git’ — like, ‘demo’? That’s a thesis in creativity right there. With 0% of your repos pushed in the last 90 days, it’s safe to say your account is more of a digital museum than a workshop. Looks like Red Hat is missing out on the stealthy art of procrastination.