Salvatore Sanfilippo

@antirez

@antirez · public profileROASTED

94/100

🔥 CODING CEMETERY

“88106 stars and 70 repos rotting like forgotten artifacts.”

SRank tierS-tier Menace to Production

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THE COLOSSEUM

@antirez

ORIGINITALYWEAPONCANCIENT BLADE

“88106 stars and 70 repos rotting like forgotten artifacts.”

S-TIERMENACE TO PRODUCTION

survived VII seconds

GITROAST.ME· #MMMCCXCIV

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How this card was minted

WEAPONANCIENT BLADE — the epithet for C
SURVIVAL7s in the arena — 101 minus your score
ORIGINItaly — set from your profile location

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roast — @antirez

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88106 stars and 70 repos rotting like forgotten artifacts.

rankS·Menace to Production

score94 / 100

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langC

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How this card was minted

SCORE94/100 — summed from all 8 Builder dims (Impact, Legend, Community, Consistency, Portfolio, Craft, Recency, Maturity)
LANGC — your most-used language across original repos

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GITROAST.ME· roast #MMMCCXCIV

“88106 stars and 70 repos rotting like forgotten artifacts.”

@antirez

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MENACE TO PRODUCTION

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How this card was minted

SCORE94/100 — summed from all 8 Builder dims (Impact, Legend, Community, Consistency, Portfolio, Craft, Recency, Maturity)
LANGC — your most-used language across original repos

Minted from @antirez’s public GitHub

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94CM

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@antirezBox-to-Box Engine

PAC99

SHO89

PAS89

DRI99

DEF70

PHY63

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How this card was minted

POSITIONCM — no infra/systems/frontend language or standout rating fired — the balanced default
ARCHETYPEBox-to-Box Engine — PAC 99 ≥ 60
KITLegend kit — S-tier Builder Score (94)

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FlaroraHP500EMBER

Stage 3 · Apex

raised by @antirez

Polyglot Pulse130

Push Rush130

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How this card was minted

TYPEEMBER — top language: C
STAGEApex — score 94 (75 and up)
MOVESPolyglot Pulse (Portfolio) + Push Rush (Recency) — top two Builder dims by fraction of max

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power readingCRIMSON AURA

12,932it's over 9,000!

@antirezLegendary Warrior

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How this card was minted

POWER12,932 — score 94 × 137, plus a stable per-login jitter
AURACRIMSON AURA — from your S-tier grade band

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GITROAST.ME#MMMCCXCIV

C:\> whoami

@antirez

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THE SHAPESHIFTER

speaks every language on the tree

PWR [###################-]94/100

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How this card was minted

CLASSTHE SHAPESHIFTER — Portfolio is your top Builder dimension by share of its max
PWR94/100 — the meter fills one cell per 5 Builder Score points

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Why 94/100

Impact28.3/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
Legend16.9/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
Community8.7/10
Developers who follow your work.
Consistency8.8/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
Portfolio15/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
Craft5.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.

The roast

You're the proud owner of 34 repos that were dead on arrival, crapped out within two weeks, and then vanished for 6+ months — see sbignum and aspark for starters. Your push cadence screams apathy: a mind-numbing 356 days between pushes with only 5% of your repos touched in the last 90 days. Meanwhile, sds sits rotting under 107 open issues, just collecting dust like that one C library everyone forgot about.

The flex

Your GitHub, as a badge.

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