Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Mark Johnston
@markjdb · public profileROASTED
34/100
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“15 years of stagnation with 31 repos under the radar.”
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Mint vaultArtifact · @markjdb
Roast style
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GITROAST.ME
Minted from @markjdb’s public GitHub
94followers67stars88reposCtop lang
Why 34/100
- Impact4.8/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community2.9/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency5.1/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.8/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Mark, 48% of your original repos sport no descriptions — not even an "I give up" comment on the 31. Your longest push gap stretches a staggering 996 days, proving that even your repos need more time to rest. Six primary languages across those 31 repos and still only 67 stars total? Not exactly a coding renaissance — it's more like a quiet library.
When you fork 65% of your repos, it starts to look less like exploration and more like collecting dust. Five of your repos were dead on arrival, abandoned within two weeks, and yet you still manage to create near-empty ones like markjdb.github.io without so much as a README. This 15-year-long experiment is less about building and more about watching the clock tick away on a meandering journey to nowhere.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/markjdb)
