Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Sarah Drasner
@sdras · public profileROASTED
73/100
🔥 CERTIFIED ABANDONMENT
“Over 50 repos abandoned like a bad Tinder match.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
Mint vaultArtifact · @sdras
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @sdras’s public GitHub
25Kfollowers57Kstars111reposVuetop lang
Why 73/100
- Impact26.7/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.4/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency7.4/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio14.7/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft6.7/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You have 51 original repos untouched for over a year, yet somehow you manage to cultivate a graveyard with no archived repos—how poetic. Awesome-actions is drowning in 322 open issues, but hey, comprehension over configuration, right? Your push cadence is like clockwork; a clock that only works once every 461 days, with only 10% of your repos seeing any action in the last 90 days.
You’ve curated a portfolio spread across 6 languages, but it looks like Vue has taken the lead with 15,808 stars while JavaScript languishes at 7,285. Eleven repos created and abandoned in less than two weeks sit cold and silent, yet you’ve still managed to amass 57,350 stars overall. But with no time dedicated to your projects, are they really yours, or just a collection of digital dust?
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/sdras)
