Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
David Heinemeier Hansson
@dhh · public profileROASTED
31/100
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“13 repos but only 3 that matter — 401 stars, mostly on someone else's work.”
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GITROAST.ME
Minted from @dhh’s public GitHub
30Kfollowers401stars13reposRubytop lang
Why 31/100
- Impact8.5/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.6/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency7.4/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio0.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft3.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
With 13 public repos and a graveyard of 2 archived projects, you've mastered the art of half-measures. Your top repo, omarchy-giants-theme, sits at 120 stars — an obvious knockoff thriving on others' creativity. A staggering 75% of your total activity happened in the dead of night, while your longest push gap reached 1521 days — a true commitment to silence.
Three repos untouched in over a year, yet you still manage to fork 54% of your projects. It’s as if you think the more you copy, the less you'll have to create. Underneath that veneer of being 'too cool for a bio,' lies a legacy of minimal effort and maximum vanity — builders create; you just watch from the sidelines, hoarding stars like trophies on borrowed ideas.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/dhh)
