Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Andy Brody
@ab · public profileROASTED
42/100
🔥 CERTIFIED GRAVEYARD
“146 repos, 35 dead in a year — Andy's GitHub is more graveyard than garden.”
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157followers118stars146reposRubytop lang
Why 42/100
- Impact5.8/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community3.3/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency8.3/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.9/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.1/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your GitHub account is a museum of missed opportunities with 35 repos untouched for over a year. The grand total includes 11 skeleton repos under 20 KB — insights in ab, govpki, and newrepo are as useful as a blank page. You’ve got the brains for Ruby and Python, yet 16 repos played dead just weeks after they were born, like ciphers and travis-testing vanish from existence.
Even your most popular project, onceler, with a stellar 23 stars, sounds more like a one-hit wonder than a breakthrough tool; on the other hand, ubuntu-wart-removal boasts 16 stars for the forefront of home remedies, really? With that push cadence, it seems you’ve automated the art of procrastination, leaving 373 days between contributions. At this rate, your Builder Score of 42 feels optimistic; the 55% fork ratio just shows how much you love starting over instead of finishing anything.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/ab)
