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ThePrimeagen
@ThePrimeagen · public profileROASTED
67/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“238 repos but only 4% touched in 90 days — a masterclass in abandonment.”
BRank tierB-tier Solid Operator
Mint vaultArtifact · @ThePrimeagen
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @ThePrimeagen’s public GitHub
50Kfollowers42Kstars238reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 67/100
- Impact25.6/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community9.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency8/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.2/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft1.2/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Launching 33 repos like big-chungus and cargo-chadr only to ghost them within two weeks reveals a staggering commitment to nothing. Your push cadence? 85 days between repo activity — at least your absence is consistent. It's no surprise 76% of your original repos lack descriptions when you're too busy racking up followers instead of writing coherent code.
With 61 open issues in git-worktree.nvim and an impressive 54 in kata-machine, it’s clear your maintenance strategy is as nonexistent as your bio — too cool to care, right? Those naming crimes like the-great-sonnet-test don’t deserve a response, and with 0 archived repos, you're keeping that graveyard alive and well. You want to be the CEO of TheStartup, but it looks like your real title is "Chief Abandonment Officer."
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/ThePrimeagen)
