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ThePrimeagen
@ThePrimeagen · public profileROASTED
68/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“33 repos dead on arrival from a supposed 'CEO' after 13 years.”
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50Kfollowers41Kstars238reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 68/100
- Impact25.6/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community9.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio12.2/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft1.2/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
33 repos created and ghosted within weeks: big-chungus, json-vs-proto, cargo-chadr, all left to rot for over six months. Your naming choices are as uninspired as your commitment: the-great-sonnet-test and jest-mem-test read like a bad high school poetry slam. With 76% of your original 90 repos lacking any description, it’s clear you didn’t invest time in code or context.
Discord and decay are the themes of your account—61 open issues on git-worktree.nvim and 53 on kata-machine. A push cadence where 7% of your repos found some life in the last 90 days is hardly inspiring; 85 days without code is the equivalent of a coding vacation on the edge of oblivion. Your graveyard is littered with unmaintained projects, showing you can gather stars but not sustain them. 'CEO of TheStartup' has never looked so casually abandoned.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/ThePrimeagen)
