ihsan

ihsan’s GitHub has the energy of a billionaire townhouse with one lamp on. Twelve and a half years old, based in New York, works at 1stdibs, and the profile still says: no bio, 2 repos, 1 follower, 1 following. That’s not a network, that’s a handshake.

Your top language is Shell, which feels right for a profile that is mostly just… shell. One top repo called projects with 0 stars is wonderfully on-brand: ambitious title, witness protection visibility. And with a 50% fork ratio, half the public output is basically saying, I brought a dish to the potluck, but someone else cooked it.

No public gists, no stars, no forks, and the last push was in 2022. This isn’t a developer profile, it’s a museum exhibit titled Minimalism in Bash. Honestly, the strongest commit here is the commitment to being unsearchably mysterious.