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Alan Davide Bovo
@AlBovo · public profileROASTED
39/100
🔥 ARCHIVED AMBITION
“31 stars for one repo, 15 repos untouched for over a year – a real trove of neglect.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @AlBovo
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Why 39/100
- Impact3.8/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community2.3/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency7.8/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.6/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft7.8/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
31 out of 48 stars are from Holyciber-WriteUps. The rest of your 23 repositories have to split a measly 17 stars like a bad pizza. Three repos died within two weeks, leaving you with at least 15 untouched for over a year, while your commit Gaps hit 231 days — a masterclass in abandonment. Your variety is also a joke: nine languages across 16 repos yet a grand total of two stars for JavaScript and one for HTML. Since you clearly struggle with follow-through, it’s no wonder eight of your repositories are archived. Just a graveyard of good intentions, left to rot.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/AlBovo)
