Scraping repos…
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@ghost · public profileROASTED
10/100
🔥 CERTIFIED GHOST TOWN
“18 years and still a ghost in the code graveyard.”
FRank tierF-tier 404 Portfolio Not Found
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Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @ghost’s public GitHub
13Kfollowers0stars0repos
Why 10/100
- Impact0/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community7.7/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio0/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft0/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Zero public repos or gists after 18.4 years is truly impressive — a masterclass on how to contribute nothing. Followers are here for the spectacle, but there's no content to consume; 13,109 people following a blank slate is a tragic comedy. With a Builder Score of 10/100, you’ve set a benchmark for how low a portfolio can go — congratulations on achieving '404 Portfolio Not Found.' You've managed to take the art of disappearance to new heights, keeping all your skills and projects hidden away like a well-kept secret.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/ghost)
