Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Deleted user
@ghost · public profileROASTED
10/100
🔥 GHOST ACCOUNT.
“13139 followers and zero public repos? Must be a magician.”
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Mint vaultArtifact · @ghost
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @ghost’s public GitHub
13Kfollowers0stars0repos
Why 10/100
- Impact0/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community7.7/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio0/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft0/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Eighteen years on GitHub and somehow, you’ve managed to contribute nothing of value—zero public repos, zero stars, zero forks. Your portfolio is so bare that even the ghosts of deleted users wouldn’t haunt it. With a Builder Score of 10/100, your contributions are harder to find than the top languages you supposedly use.
It’s impressive to collect followers without a single commit; are they here for the mystery or just the spectacle of a disappearing act? 'Nothing to see here' might as well be your motto, considering the only hint of activity is a vacant profile. Eighteen years and you’ve mastered the art of omission—talk about a haunting performance.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/ghost)
